I had planned to review Mark Hagens 2013?: A Doomsday Day Planner at least six months agoin other words, before 2013 began. It just never turned up at my door. December 21, 2012, came and went without a noticeable Mayan recalibration of the cosmos, and I didnt dwell much on the missing book, which, after all, was predicated on the idea that you probably werent going to need it. The planners (non)existence, for that very reason, felt like an elaborate joke unto itself. 2013? Get real.